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haveabowlofwhore:

don’t ever let this die

i just watched this 20 times in a row..

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Imma do all this right now cuz I'm bored

1. Post a picture of u?
I don't understand how to insert pics to a text post....so
2. Would you date an 18-year-old at the age you are now?
Maybe a girl, since they can occasionally be mature, but for the most part, probably not
3. Do you prefer to be friends with girls or boys?
Either, a good mix of both
4. Would you ever smile at a stranger?
Yeah
5. Can you commit to one person?
Yes, that's what I prefer
6. How do you look right now?
I'm not wearing any makeup, hair in a high-side pony, gym shorts and a tank top from work because I'm going to rehearsal soon
7. What exactly are you wearing right now?
How is this different?
8. How often do you listen to music?
When I'm driving, or on the bus, so as often as I travel I guess
9. Do you wear jeans or sweats more?
Sweats during the summer
10. Do you think your life will change dramatically before 2015?
Hopefully, I just graduated so the plan is to get jobs and that
11. Are you a social or an antisocial person?
Social usually
12. If the person you like says they like someone else, what would you say?
Do they know I like them? Should I not like them? Do I want them to like me? Do I just want them to be happy? This question needs details
13. Are you good at hiding your feelings?
Yes, I am in fact bad at showing my feelings
14. Can you drive a stick shift?
No
15. Do you care if people talk badly about you?
Only if it's lies
16. Are you going out of town soon?
No? "Town" is a relative term in Minneapolis, I'm going to the brubs but that doesn't count
17. When was the last time you cried?
Yesterday
18. Have you ever liked someone you didn’t expect to?
No I don't believe so, I have pretty good intuition
19. If you could change your eye color, would you?
If I could change it back and forth, yes
20. Name something you have to do tomorrow?
Pick up my bikes from my old house
21. Name something you dislike about the day you’re having.
I have no breakfast food so I just waited until lunch
22. Have you ever liked one of your best friends of the opposite sex?
Not in a romantic way
23. Are you nice to everyone?
No
24. What are you sitting on right now?
A barstool
25. Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months and not cheat?
I have
26. Have you ever wanted someone you couldn’t have?
Yes
27. Who was the last person you talked to before you went to bed last night?
One of my cast-mates
28. Do you get a lot of colds?
No
29. Have your pants ever fallen down in public?
No, but my dress has flown up
30. Does anyone hate you?
Maybe? Probably, I couldn't tell you who though
31. Do you have someone of the opposite sex you can tell everything to?
No
32. Do you like watching scary movies?
Yes
33. Are you a jealous person?
No, but I used to be
34. If you had to delete one year of your life completely, which would it be?
Um, freshman year of high school maybe, or junior year of college
35. Did you have a dream last night?
I don't remember it
36. Is there anyone you can tell EVERYTHING to?
No
37. Do you think you’ll be married in 5 years?
No
38. Do you think someone has feelings for you?
Maybe? Again, you would have to find them and ask them because I am oblivious
39. Do you think someone is thinking about you right now?
Probably
40. Did you have a good day yesterday?
Eh, it was lackluster
41. Think back 2 months ago; were you in a relationship?
No
42. Is your life anything like it was two years ago?
No
43. If the person you wish to be with were with you, what would you be doing right now?
Cooking and watching netflix
44. What’s the best part about school?
That I'm done with it, HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH-hem
45. Do you have any pictures on your Facebook?
What kind of question is this?
46. Do you ever pass notes to your friends in school?
I have a bachelor's degree
47. Do you replay things that have happened in your head?
Constantly
48. Were you single over the last summer?
No
49. What are you supposed to be doing right now?
Getting ready for rehearsal
50. Don’t tell me lies, is the last person you texted attractive?
Yes
SEND ME NUMBERS AND I WILL ANSWER.

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pinkmckinley:

do not think about your crush in an old sweatshirt with scruffy hair and a sleepy smile ok dont think about them humming to themselves as they make breakfast in this attire ok dont think about how the light hits them as they sit down across from you and eat breakfast ok just dONT

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16 year old child:
mom, dad: I'm gay/lesbian/bi/pan
Straight parents:
you're too young to know what your sexuality is! It's just a phase.
Baby boy:
*stares at a baby girl for no reason other than the fact that babies stare at everything*
Straight parents:
oooh! Ladies man! We're gonna have to keep the girls offa you!

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The cute girl in the show I’m doing is playing the same character as me, loves Hannah Hart, and wants to watch scary movies together.  But she is straight and my life is frustrating.